This demented, dejected, and depressed set is actually quite a variety of music styles--not all of them are as downbeat as the title suggests. But there's plenty of that too...
Disc: 1
  1. My First Christmas (As a Woman) (The Vandals)
  2. Aquaclaus (Bob Rivers)
  3. X - M@$ (Corey Taylor)
  4. An Old Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home) (Linda Bennett)
  5. 5 Sexy Santa (Steel Panther)
  6. Mrs. Claus (The Dan Band)
  7. Silent Nite (Brantley Family Band)
  8. Betty Ford for Christmas (Leif Garrett & the Crush Ups)
  9. The Bell That Couldn't Jingle (Burt Bacharach)
  10. Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass (The Arrogant Worms)
  11. Christmas Is (Make It Sweet) (Bobby Sherman)
  12. O Holy Night (Steve W. Mauldin)
 
Unfortunately, we don't know which color vinyl is in each set, but HEY red -or- green can't be so bad...